During a dinner conversation last night, John said that in ten years or so we'll all be driving cars from China. Not that it'd harm the non-existent Canadian car industry. It occured to me then that what Canada really needs is its own car manufacturer and signature car to sompete in the global market. I mean, The US has Ford, Japan has Honda, Suzuki, Toyota etc.; Germany has BMW, and Korea has Kia.
So what should Canada have? I couldn't think of a company name off the top of my head, but the car name came like lightning from the gods. It was so obvious. It's the perfect symbol of Canadian craftsmanship, our industrious nature, our hearty upbringing, and reliability....
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you...
....THE BEAVER!!!
All-leather interior!
Lots of cup holders!
Power steering!
Smooth stick-shifting!
Room for 5, or more!
Note its spacious capacity!
Plenty of room for junk in your trunk!
You can jam just about anything in the Beaver!
(Air freshener sold separately.)
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