Monday, June 13, 2005

Can we PLEASE get back to real life now?

MJ's not guilty.

Well, thank god that's over. Now to predict tomorrow's headlines, as written by hacks who think they're soooooo smart:

Toronto Star:
SMOOTH CRIMINAL BEATS IT


Globe & Mail:
THRILLER! The Man in the Mirror acquited on all charges

National Post:
BAD! Black child molester innocent on all counts

Toronto Sun:
Bastards!



Ooh, I'm soooooo getting in trouble for this one...

1 comment:

The Red Fork said...

Here's a cut-and-paste from my Mediascout of the Big 6's headlines from this morning:

THE NATIONAL: “NOT GUILTY: The jury acquits Michael Jackson on all charges of child molestation”

CTV NEWS: “NOT GUILTY: The fans are jubilant as the King of Pop leaves court a free man, but is he still locked in a prison of his own making?”

GLOBE AND MAIL: “Not guilty on all counts”

NATIONAL POST: “Jackson beats it”

LA PRESSE: “Michael Jackson acquitted”

OTTAWA CITIZEN: “Jackson not guilty 10 times over”

Even I was a little disappointed in the one lone reference to 'Beat it."