MJ's not guilty.
Well, thank god that's over. Now to predict tomorrow's headlines, as written by hacks who think they're soooooo smart:
Toronto Star:
SMOOTH CRIMINAL BEATS IT
Globe & Mail:
THRILLER! The Man in the Mirror acquited on all charges
National Post:
BAD! Black child molester innocent on all counts
Toronto Sun:
Bastards!
Ooh, I'm soooooo getting in trouble for this one...
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Here's a cut-and-paste from my Mediascout of the Big 6's headlines from this morning:
THE NATIONAL: “NOT GUILTY: The jury acquits Michael Jackson on all charges of child molestation”
CTV NEWS: “NOT GUILTY: The fans are jubilant as the King of Pop leaves court a free man, but is he still locked in a prison of his own making?”
GLOBE AND MAIL: “Not guilty on all counts”
NATIONAL POST: “Jackson beats it”
LA PRESSE: “Michael Jackson acquitted”
OTTAWA CITIZEN: “Jackson not guilty 10 times over”
Even I was a little disappointed in the one lone reference to 'Beat it."
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