Saturday, August 31, 2013
Suffice to say that if you're still reading this blog, you have not come to www.vickiessex.com/blog, where the majority of my focus is now.
Sorry, but the writing life limits me. My next book, IN HER CORNER, will be out March 2014. Check out www.vickiessex.com/books for more details!
I'll leave this blog open, but don't expect to see much in the way of updates.
Saturday, January 07, 2012
Chad Vader, 2006
Darth Vader Dancing to "Can't Touch This", 2009
Robot Chicken Star Wars--Orientation Day on the Death Star, 2010
Volkswagen Commercial, 2011
Cello Wars (Star Wars Parody) by Steven Sharp Nelson (see 2:05), 2011
Darth Vader for President (Rick Perry Strong Parody), 2011
Sunday, September 18, 2011
I'm Don Draper! I'm dashing and handsome, with well tailored suits, ice-blue eyes that will stop your heart and freeze your soul, and a chin cleft you can strike a match on. Look at my lover! Isn't she hot? Check out my office! It's swank and we drink and smoke and sexually harass the womenfolk all the time. Not only that, but I've got a beautiful house in the suburbs, a beautiful wife and two kids. Weren't the fifties great?
(But deep down inside, I don't know who I am or what I want or why I'm here. You can tell because I start to talk more slowly when I go too deep into my dark thoughts, and my eyes go all shimmery.)
Check me out while I be all debonair for this sexy ice-queen lady and put her in a compromising position. She totally deserved to be put in her place for pulling that strong-woman bullshit at the meeting.
(Inside, I'm dying...grasping for what, I don't know.)
My wife is hot, and she's mine, and I know she'll never be displeased with me, which is why I get away with all kinds of shit.
(I want to die.)
Look, honey, a puppy!
I'm sure this show will get better, according to everyone around me. But if the Draper is going to be this self-centered throughout the series, I think I might have a hard time stomaching it.
Thursday, September 01, 2011
Him: It's not luck. You asked me out.
Me: "In my business, there's no such thing as luck."
Me: "Nothing like a good blaster at your side, kid."
Him: *looks away*
Me: "That's no moon!"
Him: *turns over to sleep*
Me: "...Boring conversation anyhow."
Friday, August 05, 2011
Wednesday, June 01, 2011
Sunday, May 01, 2011
"Gawn Chow Gnaw Haw" (beef-fried soy sauce rice noodle) is the perfect hangover food even when you're not hungover.