Archie picks Veronica????

You stupid moron!

I mean, really, decades of rich snob versus wholesome girl-next-door, and you picked the snob whose father hates you?

This is going to end so well....

Unless, of course, they hook up, and he divorces her after a year, taking half her assets, and then runs away with Betty.

(Better sign a really good prenup, Ronnie.)