Wednesday, April 13, 2005

And stay dead

Good riddance.

Not that I condone violence, murder, or anything that leads to unnecessary death. Therefore, I propose that whoever gets convicted for the guy's death should, as part of his sentence, eat the remains, just so we can say he didn't waste the meat.

(Anyone out there want to donate a deep freezer for the cause?)

1 comment:

The Red Fork said...

If only I'd known! We traded in our big long deep freezer for one of the standup kinds. We could maybe fit him in but every time we open the door he'd fall out. And it wouldn't be like the priceless physical comedy of Weekend at Bernie's either.