An open letter to Jake Gyllenhaal:
Dear Jake,
Dude, I think you're a great actor. Really. I even have a little soft spot for those soulful baby blues of yours, despite being a happily engaged woman. But man, you look REE-DONK-U-LOUS as the Prince of Persia. I mean, kudos to you for bulking up for the Prince of Persia role (which I won't rant about not going to someone who was actually, you know, Persian), but dude, greasy hair and unshaven face paired with your baby skin? You look like a hobo with Conan the Barbarian's body photoshopped on. Viggo Mortensen just barely got away with it. You shouldn't try.
I just hope you can hop and fight as gracefully as the gameplay does with all that extra muscle....
1 comment:
OMG, he looks great neck down but HILARIOUS neck up!
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