(Exiting the TTC subway station:)
Me: Is that the bus?
John: No, just a garbage truck.
Me: We could totally get a ride, as long as we start our request with "Yo, home, to Bel Air!"
John: ...*thoughtful look*
Me: You're totally reciting the theme song to Fresh Prince in your head right now, aren't you?
John: As with the Lord's prayer, I think if someone got me started...
Me: (falls over laughing)