Because apparently, good oral hygiene isn't enough incentive...Toothbrushes that play music???
YES. There's nothing classier than hearing the Village People's "YMCA" reverberating through my skull first thing in the morning and just before I go to bed.
Or perhaps I'd prefer Destiny's Child's "Survivor", simply as a reminder that fighting plaque and tooth decay will ensure a long and healthy cavity-free life.
Ooh, no, wait! I want the Black Eyed Peas "Let's Get It Started"!! Because the annoyance factor far outranks that of Queen's "We Will Rock You" toothbrush.
What they really need are toothbrushes that play music to remind you of those long, excruciating and painful visits to the dentist--I'm thinking Kenny G, Yanni, Enya, The Bee Gees, etc.--so that you'll pay extra attention to brushing properly.
Next on the patent office's list: dental floss that will beam YouTube clips of gum disease suffers directly into your brain.
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