Tuesday, October 26, 2010

All Hail Jabba the Ford

His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Ford, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.




In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years. (Regarding the Sarlaac pit, but probably just as apt a description of ol' Jabba.)

P.S. I would have put Smitherman in Carbonite, but I'm too depressed to.

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