Important wisdom I need to pass on about the things in your pantry:
1. Triscuits that are a month past their Best Before date are not tasty, no matter how hungry you are and no matter what you put on them.
2. Bananas and Pepsi don't mix.
3. Bread feet (or heels, as everyone else calls them, though why that is I have no idea since they're obviously the ends of bread, not the just-before-end of a loaf) can, in fact, be eaten. As long as they're toasted and slathered in Nutella. El-la. El-la. Eh, eh, eh....slathered in Nu-tel-la... (Rihanna, I expect a royalty out of this....)
4. Just because the pasta bugs haven't gotten to it yet, doesn't mean it's a good idea to eat it.
5. That half-empty jar of instant coffee crystals someone gave you three years ago...? Face it, you'll never drink the stuff. You don't even like REAL coffee.
6. Potatoes aren't like diamonds. They don't keep forever. And in this case, growth is not a good thing.
7. The powdery dregs of 6-month-old cereal are not part of a balanced breakfast.
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