1. She pukes all over you and you don't fling her across the room.2. You decide you really can spend hours upon hours making stupid faces at her, just to see that smile.
3. You stop referring to her as "the parasite."
4. Changing diapers becomes a skill in your eyes.
5. She has ceased tasting like turkey gravy and more like guilt.
6. Most of your conversations with her sound like this:
You: Ooja-booja-boojah! Goo-goo-goo? Heeeeee!
Her: *quizzical look*
You: Ahm-yahm-yahm eat my hand! You're a strong girl! Yes you are! You're going to eat my hand!
Her: *gnaws on your knuckle*
You: Squeeeee! Who's a funny girl? Who's making funny faces? Hmm? HMM? Goo goo goo goo....
Her: *fart*
You: YAY! Who's a gassy girl? WHO'S A GASSY GIRL??? YOU'RE a gassy girl!! Yes you are!
Her: *grin*
Happy three-monthday, Bowie!
1 comment:
Let's see if you're still saying that when she's into her, "Why?" phase. :)
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