The Twlight Lord by Beatrice Small.
This third in erotic fantasy series, The World of Hetar, deals with the kidnapping of a half-faerie woman by the Twilight Lord, a big ol' baddie with--count 'em--TWO wang doodles. His mission: to impregnate her with his spawn who will herald the end of all that is good, like sunshine and puppies.
I wish I had kept up a list of quotes from this books, but let me just say this: the word "rod" is used A LOT...as in "she's been well-rodded" or "his dominant rod pulsed hotly".
Other stunning word to add to your erotic vocabulary include pleasures, manroot, and my personal favourite, rosehole.
It's in trade paperback for $17. If you have that kind of disposable income, this is a great read to stock your bathroom with, right in between that old Archie Double Digest and that issue of Playboy from January 2005.
Of course, if time-travelling Highlanders who fight evil are more your thing, read:Dark Seduction, by Brenda Joyce.
Part of the Masters of Time series, which follows the exploits of hunky, oversexed magical guys in kilts, this erotic adventure into the 1400's (or 1600's? I can't remember...but does it matter? Warrior men in kilts! SEX!!!), Dark Seduction made me alternately laugh and cry all weekend. Laugh for obvious reason, and cry because I had to edit it.
Mass market paperback for $8. A perfect companion to the Nymph King.
1 comment:
heehee wang doodles makes me think of puppet dumbledore calling puppet snape "snape-a-doodle"
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